1982 FRED BLASSIE PENCIL NECK GEEK 7" + CATALOG GEEK CERTIFICATE DR DEMENTO WWF

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1982 - FREDDIE BLASSIE - HEY FRED / PENCIL NECK GEEK - 7" VINYL RECORD 45 RPM SINGLE - GEEKBEAT RECORDS - 45-001/2-A/B. THIS CAME IN AN OVERSIZED GLOSSY TYPE OF FOLDER / SLEEVE AND INCLUDES FREAD'S NATIONWIDE GEEK CRACKDOWN GEEKSTOMPERS OF AMERICA MAIL ORDER CLUB MEMBERSHIP INFORMATION PRINTED ON ONE SIDE AND THE GEEK EXTERMINATION FOUNDATION CERTIFICATE OF APPRECIATION PRINTED ON THE OTHER SIDE FLYER. THE CERTIFICATE IS UNSIGNED AND IT SAYS IN THE CLUB INFORMATION THAT FOR $8.49 FRED WILL SEND YOU ONE SIGNED AND INSCRIBED IN REAL GEEK BLOOD. THIS WAS FRED'S OWN MAIL ORDER DISTRIBUTION COMPANY ADDRESS IN VENICE CALIFORNIA AFTER THE SONG PENCIL NECK GEEK BECAME A BIG HIT SONG MOSTLY FROM BEING PLAYED ON THE DR. DEMENTO RADIO SHOW. THE GLOSSY FOLDER / SLEEVE HAS SOME YELLOWING AND A FEW TINY TEARS ON THE UPPER EDGE ON THE BACK. THE GEEKSTOMPERS CLUB WITH THE CERTIFICATE OF APPRECIATION HAD BEEN FOLDED IN HALF TO FIT IN THE SLEEVE. BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD PLAY PERFECT. THE PREVIOUS OWNER MUST HAVE BEEN A PENCIL NECK GEEK WHO WAS TOO WEAK TO SCRATCH IT. NO SCRATCHES. NO HAIRLINES. LOOKS GREAT. THE RECORD ORIGINALLY CAME IN A PLAIN WHITE PAPER SLEEVE THAT I PUT BACK INSIDE OF THE SLEEVE AND PUT THE RECORD IN A NICE PLASTIC LINED INNER SLEEVE AND A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE. IT ALL COMES INSIDE OF A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE WITH BACKING. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND BUY IT TODAY BEFORE ANOTHER PENCIL NECK GEEK GETS IT.     

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! THIS RECORD IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WITH THIN NECKS.  

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. I'LL TELL YA, THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "AFTER GETTING MY BALLS STUCK IN A VICE BY MY WIFE FOR PURCHASING THE LAST DR DEMENTO RECORD, I DISCOVERED THAT UNLIKE WHAT YOU HAD STATED IN ANOTHER AD, I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL","I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DR RUTH RECORD, ISN'T DR DEMENTO SOME CRAZY GUY WHO PLAYED A LOT OF WEIRD MUSIC ON HIS RADIO SHOW OR SOMETHING?","SOME GUY AT MY CHURCH SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE MUSIC PLAYED BY DR DEMENTO, WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL O' THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE. HOWEVER IN TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS ONE OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS THAT JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING A HASSLE, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YEZ MUST FIRST MEET OR EXCEED THE FOLLOWING OUTRAGEOUS REQUIREMENTS::  YOU GOTTA PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME OAF NAMED LARRY. YOU GOTTA PAY ME FOR THOSE ITEMS, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, WHILE SPENDING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER AT SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU CAN NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND IN THE FUTCHUM PROMISE NEVER TO BECOME ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE DILLWEED . OAF LARRY'S' MOTHER THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. . [4} YOUR NASAL APPENDAGE MUST NOT PROTRUDE MORE THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR RONDO HATTON SIZE BEMIS HEAD WITHOUT HAVING THE FIRST NAME OF PINOCCHIO.

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.

$22.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$30.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO JAPAN AND AUSTRALIA.

$28.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. 

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BUBBLE PUPPY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE THEN PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS.

IS THE SIZE OF YOUR ZAPPA AND RELATED COLLECTION THE SUBJECT OF LAUGHTER AND RIDICULE BY YOUR FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, WIFE AND EVEN MISTRESS? WELL DON'T BE ASHAMED MY SON, THIS PROBLEM AS DEGRADING AS IT MAY SEEM IS COMMON AMONG MANY PEOPLE IN ALL WALKS OF LIFE DURING THESE TROUBLING TIMES AND I, REV. A. WEST CAN HELP. SIMPLY GO TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND LOOK INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. YOU'LL NOT ONLY GET TO SEE SOME RARE 'N EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS IN THERE, BUT YOU'LL ALSO BE GIVEN THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE TO BUY EM'. THEN IN A SHORT FEW DAYS WHEN YOUR RARE 'N EXCITING ZAPPA ITEMS ARRIVE, YOUR MISTRESS WILL NO LONGER LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU ARE FORCED TO REMOVE THOSE PANTIES THAT YOU MUST WEAR AND BEND OVER, WHILE SHE BEATS YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?