1984 JOHNNY GUITAR WATSON DOWN ITALY CHESS NUDE COVER LP CHEESECAKE FRANK ZAPPA

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1984 - GETTIN' DOWN WITH JOHNNY GUITAR WATSON - THIS IS THE ICONIC ALBUM COVER 1984 ITALIAN CHESS RECORDS LABEL REISSUE OF HIS 1963 ALBUM "I CRIED FOR YOU", BUT THAT ORIGINAL RELEASE HAD A DIFFERENT ALBUM COVER - BESIDES BEING ON 4 FRANK ZAPPA ALBUMS, FRANK SAID JOHNNY'S SONG "3 HOURS PAST MIDNIGHT" WAS WHAT INSPIRED HIM TO BECOME A GUITARIST . I'LL TELL YEZ FOLKS, YEZ COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER ALBUM COVER IF YOU WERE A GUITARIST. FUNNY THING ABOUT THIS ALBUM IS THAT JOHNNY DOESN'T PLAY GUITAR ON IT, HE PLAYS PIANO AND SINGS, AND SPEAKING OF SINGING ALONG, YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHOM YOU'RE SINGING ALONG WITH THESE DAY - MADE IN ITALY BY GREEN LINE RECORDS AND PRESSED ON THE CHESS RECORDS WHITE LABEL - GCH 8017 - CHECK OUT THE OTHER PHOTOS, I'M SURE YOU WILL IF YEZ HAVEN'T ALREADY - OK LARRY?

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES MITCH MILLER LOOK LIKE THE DEVIL? YEAH, IF YOU'RE A DINOSAUR GEEZER YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT, HE HAD THAT SING ALONG WITH MITCH TV SHOW. WELL NOT ONLY WAS HE SCARY LOOKING, BUT HE WAS AN A&R MAN FOR MERCURY AND COLUMBIA RECORDS. THAT'S RIGHT, HE WAS A RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE AND HE HATED ROCK 'N' ROLL. IN 1958 HE SAID "ROCK 'N' ROLL IS MUSICAL BABY FOOD. IT IS THE WORSHIP OF MEDIOCRITY, BROUGHT ABOUT BY A PASSION OF CONFORMITY". HUH? THEY SAY HE WAS BORN IN 1911 AND CROAKED IN 2010, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT. BECAUSE, NOW CHECK THIS OUT: A FEW YEARS AGO THEY FOUND SOME OLD PAPYRUS SCROLLS IN SOME CAVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. WHEN THEY DECIPHERED THEM, TO THEIR AMAZEMENT THEY DISCOVERED THAT ONE OF THEM SAID THAT THE DEVIL WOULD RETURN AS A RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVE. HEY, THEY WERE WEARING SANDALS AROUND BACK THEN AND RECORDS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST. SO HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT? NOW THE GOVERNMENTS BEEN TRYING TO KEEP IT QUIET, THEY DON'T WANNA CREATE A WORLD WIDE PANIC. BESIDES, I HEAR THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO CHECK OUT IF MITCH REALLY DID CROAK, OR IF HE'S STILL LURKING AROUND SOMEWHERE. SO ROCK 'N' ROLL MIGHT NOT REALLY BE SATAN'S MUSIC, AND YEZ BETTER BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHO YEZ SING ALONG WITH THESE DAYS. OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: WITCHCRAFT - I CRIED FOR YOU - I'LL REMEMBER APRIL - POLKA DOTS AND MOONBEAMS.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: EXACTLY LIKE YOU - WHEN DID YOU LEAVE HEAVEN - RECONSIDER BABY - MISTY.

TINY NAME WRITTEN ON THE BACK BOTTOM LEFT CORNER OF THE ALBUM. HEY, AT LEAST IT'S NOT ON THE FRONT. AN INCH AND A HALF SEAM SPLIT ON THE TOP SEAM IN THE CENTER. OTHER THAN THAT IT'S A REALLY NICE ALBUM COVER AS YOU CAN SEE. NOT MUCH IN THE WAY OF RING WEAR. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS WHICH I'M SURE YOU ALREADY DID.

BOTH SIDES SOUND PERFECT WHEN I PLAYED EM' ON A DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP AND THE BOTH SIDES LOOK PERFECT TOO. I'M TALKING 'BOUT VISUALLY WEARING GEEZER STYLE COKE BOTTLE READING GLASSES AND SEEING ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES NOT EVEN A SCUFF. THAT JUST MIGHT BE ATTRIBUTED TO THE FACT THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY MORE INTERESTED IN THE COVER AND WOULDN'T CARE IF THE RECORD HAD SOME FAT GUY FARTING RECORDED ON IT. BUT IT DOESN'T, SO IF YOU DO CARE ABOUT THE MUSIC THE RECORD SOUNDS GREAT. THE RECORD COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.... BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.  

YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM EXCUSES WHILE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: "I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS A VINYL RECORD.THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER","I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA RELATED. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO SAT ON TOILETS?","AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART AND BUY AN APRON, BROOM AND MOP FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IN TRYING TO KEEP IN STEP WITH ALL OF THOSE BIG TIME SELLERS, THAT WANNA MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A HASSLE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY DESERVE MORE GRIEF IN YOUR LIFE THAN YOU'RE CURRENTLY GETTING, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME, AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A HOOKER IN SOME SEEDY MOTEL. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ..

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