Lot(10) MIxed STANDUP COMEDY HUMOR SKIT NOVELTY Vintage vinyl LPS DEMENTO Rhino

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Vinyl Condition Album Cover Condition Notes 1 Dr. Demento Dr. Demento's Dementia Royale 1980 33 Good Good Track list: The Toons–Punk Polka, Barnes & Barnes–Three Drunk Newts, The Yiddish People- Kosher Delight, "Weird Al" Yankovic–My Bologna, Damaskas–Making Love In A Subaru, Scott Beach– Religion And Politics, Fred Blassie–Pencil Neck Geek, Barnes & Barnes–I Gotta Get A Fake I.D., Ruth Wallis–Davy's Dinghy, Red Bovine–The Phantom Windbreaker, Mark Zydiakr–Frosty The Dope Man, Wild Man Fischer–My Name Is Larry, Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara–Stardrek, Dr. Demento– Shaving Cream 2 Various Artists The Rhino Brothers Present: Circus Royale 1979 33 Mint Good Original wrapper and sleeve. Rhino Records. Including Barnes & Barnes' Fish Heads & Ogden Edsl's Dead Puppies 3 Various Artists Teenage Tragedy 1984 33 Mint Good The Rhino Brothers Present A Specially Priced Collection Of Dream-Date Discs With A Death Wish 4 Billy Crystal Mahlvelous! 1985 33 Good Good Billy Crystal at his best. Side 1: I Hate When That Happens, Live From the Bottom Line, Godammit You Bastard, A Mind of Its Own, Now!. Side 2: Sammy for Africa, You Look Marvelous, Where's Your Messiah Now?, Buddy Young, Jr., Howard Cosell Right There! , Face, Fernando's Special Gift. 5 Gilda Radner Live from New York 1979 33 Good/Original liner. Hairline marks on vinyl. Good Act 1: Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals 2:27, The Audition / I Love To Be Unhappy 3:48, Don Kirshner 7:50, Rhonda Weiss Introduction, Goodbye Saccharine, Lisa Loopner Piano Recital: The Way We Were 8:04. Act 2: If You Look Close 6:56, Gimme Mick, Emily Litella 5:07, Roseanne Roseannadanna 8:03, Honey (Touch Me With My Clothes On) 4:48 7 Bob Burke and Earle Doud The First Family 1962 33 Good Good The First Family featuring; Vaughn Meader, George Foster, Bob Booker, Earle Doud, Naomi Brossart and Norma MacMillan. Act I: "The Experiment", "After Dinner Conversations", "The Malayan Ambassador", "Relatively Speaking", "Astronauts", "Motorcade", "The Party", "The Tour" Act II: "But Vote!!", "Economy Lunch", "The Decision", "White House Visitor", "Press Conference", "The Dress", "Saturday Night, Sunday Morning", "Auld Lang Syne", "Bedtime Story" 8 Earle Doud The First Family Rides Again 1981 33 Good Good Featuring Rich Little, Judy Carter, Larry Miller, Richard Paul, Roger Behr, Susan Kiger, Melanie Chartoff, Roger Peltz, Chuck Walsh and others. Includes 8 scenes: Reaganomics, Wake Up, The Lincoln Room, Washington Portrait, Integration, Mr. Bill, God, The Funeral, Late Night Phone Call, The Big Game, The Happening, Bugs, The Psychiatrist, Preparing The President, White House Tour, Air Force One, Press ConferenceFeaturing Rich Little, Judy Carter, Larry Miller, Richard Paul, Roger Behr, Susan Kiger, Melanie Chartoff, Roger Peltz, Chuck Walsh and others. Includes 8 scenes: Reaganomics, Wake Up, The Lincoln Room, Washington Portrait, Integration, Mr. Bill, God, The Funeral, Late Night Phone Call, The Big Game, The Happening, Bugs, The Psychiatrist, Preparing The President, White House Tour, Air Force One, Press Conference 9 Foster Brooks The Loveable Lush 1973 33 Good Good Recorded live at the Las Vegas Hilton Hotel. Featuring The Mirror, A Celebration, The Band Inspection, Politics And Health, Chicken, Football, Golf, Mushrooms, Prune Tang, My Experiences In The Navy And At The Induction Center, A Poem From My Wife, Astronauts In My Wife's Family, My In-Laws, The Los Angeles Earthquake 10 Bob Newhart The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart  1960 33 Good Good 1960 live album by comedian Bob Newhart. Recorded at the Tidelands Club in Houston, Texas. Side one: "Abe Lincoln vs. Madison Avenue" – 7:31, "The Cruise of the U.S.S. Codfish" – 5:01 Merchandising the Wright Brothers – 3:12 Side two: "The Krushchev Landing Rehearsal" – 4:47 "Driving Instructor" – 8:03 "Nobody Will Ever Play Baseball" – 3:21 11 Steven Wright I Have A Pony 1985 33 Good Good Track list: Introduction 4:14, Ants 4:43, Hitchhiking 2:15, Ice 2:29, Dog Stay 3:28, Rachel 4:48, 7's And Museums 4:02, Water 3:06, Jiggs Casey 3:04, Cross Country        2:15, Book Store 1:26, Winny 1:29, Apt. 2:08, Babies And Skiing 2:20

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General statement about what is being sold. 

The records are all decades old. 30, 40 or 50+ years. Some didn't get the proper handling so there may be surface scratches. If the record is NOT playable - I would not be selling it. There could be intro static on some tracks.

Vinyl is all in good condition very little hiss or popping with some surface wear - very listenable vinyl records 

Album cover show wear - see pictures for noticeable specifics.

Audiophiles you are welcomed to go elsewhere - I'm not looking to get into any discussion over a single tic or click on the 7th track on side 2. I'm not selling these as audiophile items. 

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