1969 MOTHERS OF INVENTION MOTHERMANIA GERMAN ONLY VERVE ROTATION LP FRANK ZAPPA

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1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - MOTHERMANIA - THIS IS MOTHERMANIA, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT JIM BECAUSE IT WAS RELEASED IN GERMANY ONLY WITH THE DIFFERENT ALBUM COVER AS PART OF THEIR ROCK 'N POP SERIES ON THE VERVE RECORDS ROTATION LABEL - 2428 505 - BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS RARE COVER FROM GETTING MORE FU*KED UP FOR LONG AFTER YOU BITE THE BIG ONE, THE RECORD COMES IN A SEPARATE BRAND NEW GENERIC WHITE CARDBOARD JACKET - THE RECORD SOUNDS GREAT TOO, SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH? 

RECENTLY, YET ANOTHER CONSUMER COINCIDENTALLY NAMED LARRY WITH AN INQUIRING MIND ASKED ME:

HEY REV, WADDA YEZ DOING SELLING ALL OF THAT ZAPPA ON EBAY? SHOULDN'T YEZ BE DOING SOMETHIN' ELSE LIKE SAVING SOULS OR SOMETHIN'? HUH?

WELL LARRY, YOU SEE UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE IN MY PROFESSION, I HAVEN'T MANAGED TO GET 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN MY HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET. IT SEEMS I JUST CAN'T FIND ENOUGH CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. I GUESS I GOTTA GET A TV SHOW LIKE ALL THEM OTHER SCHMUCKS. I ALREADY HAVE A BLONDE WIFE, NOW I JUST GOTTA TALK HER INTO TAKING PHONE CALLS. SO I GOTTA SUPPLEMENT MY INCOME SOMEHOW IN THE MEAN TIME. RIGHT LARRY?

SEITE 1 POOTS FORTH: BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT - MOTHER PEOPLE - DUKE OF PRUNES - CALL ANY VEGETABLE - THE IDIOT BASTARD SON.  

SEITE 2 OOZES OUT: IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE - YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I'M HERE - WHO ARE THE BRAIN POLICE? - PLASTIC PEOPLE - HUNGRY FREAKS, DADDY - AMERICA DRINK & GOES HOME.

LIGHT WEAR WITH A LIGHT YELLOWING STAIN NEAR THE RECORD SLOT. NO SEAM SPLITS AND THE RECORD COMES IN A SEPARATE GENERIC WHITE CARDBOARD JACKET TO PREVENT IT FROM GETTING MORE FU*KED UP FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS.

I PLAYED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE, I'M TALKING ABOUT BOTH ENTIRE SIDES, NOT JUST A MINUTE ON EACH SIDE WHICH IS THE CURRENT STANDARD FOR MANY IDIOTS WHO CLAIM THEY PLAY GRADED IT. ANYWAY IT SOUNDS GREAT. VISUALLY I DON'T EVEN SEE ANY SCUFFS AND I'M TALKING ABOUT LOOKING AT IT WHILE WEARING SOME GEEZER TYPE READING GLASSES. IF NOT FOR A FEW LIGHT SPINDLE MARKS ON THE BLACK LABELS, SOMEBODY MIGHT CLAIM IT'S NEVER BEEN PLAYED. THE RECORD COMES IN A NICE QUALITY PLASTIC INSIDE OF PAPER INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. 

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER FROM THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, BACK WHEN CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?